Cory.
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"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

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sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

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Today at work one of the more appealing female species that I occasionally converse with about video games, approached me and asked for my number to talk about video games more. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Posted 1 week ago With 0 notes

I swear cigarettes make coffee taste infinitely better.

Posted 2 weeks ago With 1 note

Beetlejuice (1988)

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burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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